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Clearly, CNN is employing a former TheOnion wonk because lately their top headlines have read more like TheOnion stuff than Corporate News Network (er, well, yeah). It was funny, at first, like the “Being Declared Dead Ruins Life” one I blogged last week…but now I feel dirty, like I’m being used. Why?

What in the hell is this headline doing on CNN’s top news stories? The story itself is notable, I’m not discounting that, but who uses the word “teeny” except a child or a love-struck parent of a newborn?

CNN, apparently does:
Teeny fire starts Murphy’s Law, darkens Florida 24 min