Job Perks
Google’s Why you should work here page is fun reading, even if it does feel like a throwback to the dotcom (pre-bubble burst) era. However, I think I can live without an on-site dentist… yikes!
“Paging Mrs. Moore. Mrs. Moore, after your root canal, please report to Meeting Room Alpha for a briefing.”
I also want to know if you can get your free massage during your free lunch? I’m all about maximizing productivity, you know? Also, they don’t mention free Starbucks. I imagine footing the Starbucks bill would put any company out of business! 
If I worked for Google, I’d “settle” for paying for my lunches if it guaranteed me a front-page ranking for all my websites! Sure, it’s a selfish wish, but oh so much more valuable!
