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We Are ALL Terrorists

“Yes, Virginia, we are ALL terrorists.”

Let’s apply Occam’s Razor, shall we? Is a 498-ton luxury yacht named “The Privacy” owned by terrorists and operated as a Vehicle of Mass Destruction (VMDs, not to be confused with VDs — which do exist — or WMDs, which don’t exist, at least in Iraq.) And is San Juan, Puerto Rico, the terrorists choice for the next big globe-shaking terror offensive?

-OR-, as Occam’s Razor reminds us, is it a multi-millionaire golf sensation and his new bride, celebrating their honeymoon on their brand new yacht (soon to be renamed “The Not So @!(#*!~ Private, After All!”) and wanting to hit port so they can do some lounging on the beach?

Just a rant for no particular reason. I’m SURE drug runners and terrorists pick the biggest, flashiest luxury yacht they can find in order to carry out attacks. I’m sure that’s on slips of paper we’ve recovered in burned out “rat holes” in Afghanistan, right? So I’m being anti-American by smirking and writing this entry, right? Whatever…



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1 Comment »

  1. Mom said,

    October 17, 2004 @ 5:44 pm

    Rant on, Shan!!! (Read “Right on, Shan!!) The single most American thing each of us can do is exercise our freedom to think for ourselves and evaluate the news filtered to us through the sometimes reliable (sometimes NOT reliable) sources!

    As a side-note, I may have to start my own blog!

    I am finding that “empty-nest syndrome” is not the biggest challenge I face. Rather, it is facing the fact that my children are well past the age when I could calm their worries and help them feel secure in this challenging world by uttering a reassuring, “It will be alright.” !

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