Geek Habitat

My letter to Mr. William Ford, Jr., went in the mail yesterday via U.S.P.S. Certified Mail, Return Receipt Requested. Northside Ford gets their copies on Monday or so.

I’m going to refrain from posting the entire letter. For one, it’s long and exceedingly boring if it’s not your vehicle and/or your problem (Hello, Northside Ford; Hello, Mr. Ford, Jr.!) Secondly, Northside Ford needs to read it when their copies arrive on their desks, not via the Internet… not that it would change their behavior at all at this point.

And Now, For Some Comic Relief …
How to get Herculiner off your “hootus”
(Freaky Jargon Translation: only men posess a “hootus”)