Pickle!
Me: “Can you get me a pickle while you’re down there?”
Him: “Another pickle? Are you sure you want to do that? I don’t think you’re allowed another pickle!”
Me: {indignant pause} “Oh, come on! There is no documented ‘pickle limit’! Give me my pickle!
Him: O-kaaay. Zero calories. Zero fat. Just 400 grams of sodium!
Me: Pickle!


MommaCat said,
November 5, 2006 @ 9:30 am
Ahh hah. When I receive a desperate phone call from him, “Help! I’m being held hostage - bring pickles, LOTS of pickles!” I will understand the gravity of the problem and act swiftly. LOL!!