New Pets
I already have three cats, so you’d think the notion of additional pets would be a little, well, alarming. I haven’t gone completely off the deep end, however. The new pets I’m expecting are actually Sea Monkeys, which I’m surprised I never had as a child. I went through numerous caterpillar/butterfly houses, ant farms and even a couple fish tanks (guppies, zebra danios and various tetras, plus an algae-eater or two). But somehow, the Sea Monkey craze passed me by. Well, dammit, I’m an adult now and I’ve got to experience it!